| 00:00 - 00:05 | SuperBowl LIX - Revenge game |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 3peat |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | TAYLOR SWIFT |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Genius spags, says stop Saquon. They do. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They forgot about 11, 6, 88 and 1. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They have an actual OC |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | No Julio Screens |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Jalen picked them apart |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | one by one |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | These clowns kept stopping 26! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They didn't adjust! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | CLASSIC ANDY! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | SPAGS! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Mahomie! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | SCARED! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | All of them! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Stop Saquon! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | DYNASTY! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Eagles put up 24 by halftime |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Then Kendrick killed Drake again after winning 5 grammys on a diss track! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | A minooooooooooooo |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | orrrrrrrrrrr |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Okay, Halftime |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Time to adjust |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Focus up boys |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Brady did this |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Brady came back from 28-3! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He didn't even have the refs! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | THE GOAT |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | TOM |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | BRADY |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They were cooked |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | hahah comeback |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They forgot the Eagles didn't have the poop sandwich of Desai and Patricia |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | They Have |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | VIC FANGIO |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and he had 2 weeks! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Coop Pick |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Baun Pick |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | No Blitzes |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Mahomes was so scared |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The Birds put in Kenny Pickett with 8 minutes left |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Kenny Pickett |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Gatorate Bath with 3 minutes left |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They got DUNKED |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Comeback! 3peat! |
