| 00:00 - 00:03 | Laura Kuenssberg |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Her new show has tanked |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just three viewers left. Here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One man in Salford. A student digs in Battersea. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And here, here they just lost the remote. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Her Liz Truss interview |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that will save her. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Liz Truss |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Liz Truss is no longer PM |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Kwarteng ballsed up the economy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All neo-liberal shills stay. Peston, Marr and Nick dummkopf Robinson. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 44 DAYS?!? 44 DAYS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE HAD HICCUPS THAT HAVE LASTED LONGER THAN THAT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone Kuenssberg speaks to is unemployed by the end of the week. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Next you'll be telling me that shitwit Raab is Deputy PM. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Truss couldn't tell her arse from her elbow. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who thought Gavin Williamson could tie his own shoelaces? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Braverman is too racist. And I should know. I listen to GB News. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They out Nazi the Nazis. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, I thought Kuenssberg was rather good. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT IT, MARR. STOP MANUFACTURING CONSENT. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, I don't think Noam Chomsky was referring to me. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How would you know? That's the whole point. Jeez! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOT ONE OF YOU |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | CAN ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WITHOUT CRAWLING UP A POLITICIAN'S ARSE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Years at Oxbridge and not one of you can spell integrity. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You'd have done better to join the luvvies at Footlights. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or donate your brain to medical science like James O'Brien. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Interviewing numpties like Matt Forde. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do you know who is funnier than Matt Forde? Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Remember Paxman? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He didn't f$ck around. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Kick you in the balls as soon as look at you. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Old school. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT YOU? I'VE SEEN BETTER INTERVIEWS AT CRUFTS. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I said to the BBC give Kuenssberg one more chance. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know she let Boris hide in a fridge but she can't be shit forever. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The law of big numbers says she'll have one good interview eventually. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Couldn't she just doctor another video of Jeremy Corbyn? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry she killed off real socialism. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | North Korea's news looks more balanced. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | 24/7 coverage of the Queen's death? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It looked deranged. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It looked like a fetish. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't make me choose Kay Burley. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Things can't be that bad. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd rather blow my brains out. |
