| 00:00 - 00:03 | As per the latest news from Octopus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have rearranged our office a bit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hub 3 will be now situated here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our lines will be again merged into a one big CS skill |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will force a whole backoffice to do complaints |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least once the migration is over we will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | work on this awesome Kraken system |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Baguette |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Octopus |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Octopus declared they are shutting down Cracow office |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also they have decided to keep Sigma |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone without working Reads Management, Xoserve or KeyIVR get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this some early April Fools joke? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could they decide to shut us down?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And right after we secured #1 on Citizen Advice |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And on top of that they are keeping Sigma |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Good luck with them changing COS reads at will |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Octopus not being aware what our OS is capable of |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Soon our customers will have to submit 7 consecutive meter readings |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To change the email address on the account |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe it won't be that bad, they are still learning |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You've been listening to Tracey crying again?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Baguette she has recently had an accident |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She has apparently slipped on her own tears |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Imbeciles! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Octopus not giving a damn about our performance |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is insulting. Especially that we are carrying this whole company |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So hard, that my shoulders are aching even now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our RES is still cleaning up the mess left by Concentrix |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And that's despite Helpdesk and Dataflows rejecting tasks all the time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not to mention 80 people in queue on calls everyday |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We should have been bought by Gazprom |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I haven't finished any Induction or Academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But still I created a system |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Which conquered the entire UK energy industry |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what's worse is |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I still don't have my own Shellstone card |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My stats and effect would be so cool |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I was going out of my way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To convince Gosia everything is going to be alright |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now she will never leave me alone |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I won't be that harsh to him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had a feeling it would happen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I knew since the day Maciuszek left us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That all is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Customers have won this war |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure to enjoy this office till you still can |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And have fun on the last hub party |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give as many GOGW as you want |
