| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 11th Cunry Cup will be played at the Central Coast this year, at these two courses: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 18 holes on Saturday at Gosford, and 18 holes on Sunday at Shelly Beach. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Most people will be coming from Canberra, so travel won’t be too much of an issue, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and those coming from Sydney have only a couple of extra hours, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so no real dramas there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sha. I’ll get a lift with AJ when I land at 10am. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can pick me up from the airport. I’ll smash tins. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | 6… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | AJ… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | AJ is in Court on Friday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He’s not coming until late. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except the three stooges, Mouse, Skinny Poofy and Bald Steve |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you serious? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you genuinely fucking serious? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How in Christ’s name has he managed that? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This absolutely stinks. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking AJ |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is worse than when TA lit his pubes on fire in in the kitchen. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is his doing, the weak prick. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TKS piece of shit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | 6, it’s not his fault. It’s AJ’s business, for God’s sake… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP MOUSE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You’ll just have to get another lift. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | With who? CJ? Suck my balls. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don’t want to talk about ladyboys for two hours. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We’ll have to stop at every single TAB for him to parlay Serbian handball into Dapto. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would rather repeatedly slam my thimble in a car door than endure that. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He’ll be shitfaced by Hornsby. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He’ll piss all through the car. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I’d be better of going in a car with Skel. His feet don’t even reach the pedals. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Besides, I need to smash tins all trip |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am a legend on the gas! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is karma. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It’s because I tackled CJ into a rose bush in Orange |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You remember it though – what a shot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have to get a lift with Kibbey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CJ doesn’t know how to get out of his driveway |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AJ will pay for this, and so will TA. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am coming from Melbourne for fuck’s sake |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This weekend is about me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AJ can go to hell. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok dear – there’s only one of you. No risk. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was ready for a 5-some too. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But now I’m just depressed. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | AJ has ruined this for me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What a douche bag. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think this will put me off winning the jacket, you are sorely mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I cheat like a carney wizard. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The jacket is in the bag. |
