| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the current KISD landscape. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | After our covert plan was leaked, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this 377 Highway split is not going well. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our citizens mobilized and are demanding details and a vote. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they caught on we only care about Keller |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure you, Mr Randklev, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have this well under control? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shiner Bock ran out when we were brainstorming |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chris Coker drank it all. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to violate Open Meeting Act with Randklev, Young, Cooker, and Birt. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where do I even start?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was all locked up in December! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone went home before that Executive Session! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You kept those two Ft. Worth trustees in the dark. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wearing your STUPID Christmas novelty clothes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You dummies didn't know this would leak? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then you sweated like an Eskimo at the KISD Natatorium |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | being confronted by citizens at your meeting! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You try listening to 120 angry people! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And still you didn't back down, Randklev! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I put out a FAQ and formed a committee! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | An FAQ full of obvious lies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and your committee? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All political supporters! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Laney Hawes and some Alliance ISD Facebook page |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | exposing your stupidity! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And how many news reporters have come to town? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You tried to fool people about claiming you wanted to save money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and you ran off two Superintendents we have to still pay for! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've wasted tens of thousands of taxpayer money on Tim Davis |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And yet law firms and some dude named Mucker |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | are ready to see you morons in court! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You political careers are OVER! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Trust you four... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a moody bubba who looks like a country music video extra. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A guy who first served on the board in the 19th Century. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A "financial expert"?! Ha!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're a real estate agent who takes photos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | of bathroom to post later on Zillow! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Heather, you just do what they tell you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And you, Randklev... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you think studying mussels |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | prepares you to lead people? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clams and oysters don't respect you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See, you can "reshape" a musel by cutting it in half, draw a line on a map to divide them quietly |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but the people of KISD? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not so much. |
