| 00:00 - 00:03 | The transfer portal is now open |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are look at transfer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We specifically want to bolster the defense |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We placed a new DB scout here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, Neal can finally |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get more better players |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President Gee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Neal Brown... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Neal Brown has been fired |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've already hired Rich Rod |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Wren Baker, Tony Caridi, Brad Howe, and Hoppy Kerchival. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He stabbed us in the back! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That redneck stabbed us in the back! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just hours after that Pitt game that he threw on purpose |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And snuck out to Michigan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He couldn't even win there! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Three seasons and he's crying to Groban |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | About how he wants to be a Michigan man |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and gets fired and ends up in the desert |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | President Gee, he did well at Arizona |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He got fired after a 3-9 season! Plus sexual harrassment! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | President Gee, he went to the Fiesta Bowl |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He could have gone the the Fiesta Bowl in 2008 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He left us! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And he *did* throw that Pitt game |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Run up the middle against 9 in the box |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even after Pat White hurt his thumb |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He probably even told Pat to shake those field goals |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they're best buddies and he's trying to railroad us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Mike Casazza keeps filing FOIAs! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have banned all those nosy reporters like Coach Prime! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I liked Neal Brown |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He was a man of character, he had integrity and spirit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But he just couldn't win |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn transfer portal! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Addae comes in and coaches are defense, and then takes all the players |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then none of our DB transfers panned out this year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We were told this was our year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We were supposed to trust the climb! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But not one will trust the climb! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I still trust the climb. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe we hired Rich Rod |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He said he'd get us to a national championship game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Then Pitt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was at that game |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It was the worst night of my life. He lost the worst possible game. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And to Pitt for added insult |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Trigger the money bomb |
