| 00:00 - 00:03 | All right guys, let's figure out the week's matchups |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've got Stroud vs the Jags |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | JT vs the bad Pats run defense |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and a potential blowup game against Miami |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for Christian Watson since Doubs is out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is how Team Normal makes a playoff push |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You are facing the points champ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and Nike already has a win over you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He also gets a free win vs 2DuNce |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you do not trust the process, please leave the motherfuckin' room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TEAM NORMAL TRUSTS THE FUCKIN' PROJECTIONS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We do not surrender! We do not give up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't give a FUCK about a points champ! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is why we traded for Chase Brown! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is the motherfuckin' N F L |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody knows what the fuck could happen! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Team Normal has the picks to add more talent if necessary |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you drafted Keon Coleman over Ladd McConkey |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOU! I have Michael Penix waiting in the wings! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Isn't he like 27 though? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' INGRATE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You simply do not have the intellect |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | nor the wherewithal to truly understand the process |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of Team Normal and the sheer willpower |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | of PURE, UNADULTERATED FANTASY WISDOM! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We trust the fuckin' projections |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and reading Reddit articles to make well-informed decisions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | for the team's well-being |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We do not need more than one trade in a season! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We believe in 3 yards a carry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a Jamarr Chase blow up game against the Steelers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and consistent QB play from Stroud and Geno |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That is the heart of Team Normal |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MOTHERFUCKIN' CONSISTENCY AND A STRONG FLOOR! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It doesn't matter if Anti and Gnu make 300 trades |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are ruining their team's chemistry |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We never surrender or give up! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Even if we get a favorable trade |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have youth on our side and Chuba Hubbard |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I'm sure Stroud will get his shit together |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tank Dell won't get shot again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dallas Goedert still gives a solid 5 points a week |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and Watson is just starting to blossom into his WR3 role |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Rhamondre is still young |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I trade raped Anti for Chase Brown |
