| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have an update on EOS Energy Enterprises. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The zinc battery manufacturer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | located in creek of turtles |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | was very close to bankruptcy! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | An updated report has just arrived back to us. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our shorts pulling the same tricks? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Calling the CEO pizza boy and such. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cerberus.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cerberus has invested over $300m in them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and their stock hit $4 today. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All out but Iceberg, Zerosumgame and that Dophins fan who "charts"..... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you guys f*$# this up?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A bunch of clowns you guys are! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everything was planned out, the short report, enclosuregate, and so on.... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You came to me, unable to satisfy your wives. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know, because of your baby dicks.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Figured you had plenty of free time as a result, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to come up with more than a bush league short report! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We all know they will never get a DOE loan! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Fuhrer, that loan finally closed last month... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're telling me EOS will now have $500m? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, but longs have this guy on X named Bert. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bert? Who cares if they have f'ing Ernie, zerosum. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Move the goal posts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If they get the money, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Say they can't get any orders. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If the orders come, say they don't have enough lines to fulfill them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If EOS were to say, I don't know, expand to more buildings.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Adding automated lines that pay for themselves... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | EOS is going to destroy those toxic lithium batteries |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just wait until they are the preferred battery of the US military. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Something is not right here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Come on, say it with me... Wen DOE? Wen DOE? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It felt so good to complain everyday! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to think.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We sent that idiot Fin’ Stockovailoafan to basic charting school, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "Never state what direction the stock will go" he says.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "You are just suppose to draw lines" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "That way they can never say you are wrong!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Go back to not pleasing your ladies. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we all know it's not the size but how it's used. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know the float is over 35% short.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who is going to cover that huge short position? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You, zerosum? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I'm sure you didn't short on margin... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | EOS now has money, powerful backers and the legendary McBee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And their tech is not even flammable.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Looks like we were the dumpster fire after all. |
