| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll make Jersey choose Condor |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | after Condor have |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | given us all of the best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | sailing times. We'll turn Jersey into a backwater. They |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | deserve it for having a proper airport |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | One inter island |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | service a week. That will teach them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furrier, Jersey have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | chosen DFDS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They wanted a profitable operator. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Condor owe us £29m |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | WTAF. We spent month rigging the process |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DFDS! Who the fuck are they? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Scandinavian shit stirrers. We failed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | them on the technicality of them making money! That's not |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how shit works with us. Not with Aurigny or Condor |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We have the French |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stuck with fucking Brittany Ferries |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | white flag waving cheese eating surrender |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | monkeys. They'll be on strike all the time. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They've done a debt restructuring for Condor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's a dog-shit business. Swapping shit for shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They can leverage the equity for more debt |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who's going to lend to them? There's only us! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We had lawyers and accountants |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And we've been done over |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | by a fucking journalist! That Morel prick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What's he doing having a mind of his own? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They always knew we'd choose Condor so why did they |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | do a joint process? We weren't going to write off £29m so Jersey could go Viking! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | £29m, it's not even a good boat! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's 20 years old already. Condor can't survive as a sole operator |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Condor, they can't even get hold |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | of a commuter ferry for Belfast. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No one will touch them but us! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They can't make money |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with two Islands. Those fucking crapauds have shat all over us, again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How many times? We can never beat them at anything meaningful. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even when we had Le Tissier, they had Le Saux. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Le Tissier won fuck all. Only 8 England caps. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Le Saux won the fucking Premier League |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we have Heather Watson. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's time for the contingency plan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Aurigny and those flying boats |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can make it work |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Won't cost too much |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't need a fucking airport either. We can run it from St. Peter Port. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Herm, Sark and Alderney day returns |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Crapauds |
