| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bar, I had a question... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and gems to cut |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I'll bring them to raid at 8:30 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | can I wear cat gear? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and soak the cleave with you here? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew about the gems |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I plan on it every week. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but Bar... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have two sets |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | one's for cat... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the other is for bear |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All dps and healers get out of the channel |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I know how your classes work |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You don't need to tell me about gearsets |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Balancing stat priorities is our biggest hurdle |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we funnel you tier tokens |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | so this isn't an issue |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and you don't equip them for weeks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I look like a fool in O-chat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You don't even know your BIS items when they drop |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, Bar there are too many purples |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! Learn them all if you want them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bar, it's not that simple... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Lies, it is if you just log on more than Thursdays. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We must be an elite unit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People unsub when they don't get to tank, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you just treat it like a stroll in the park! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have to tell you what your spells do |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and remind you of every soft and hard cap |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | so you don't get instagibbed when we progress the hardest tier yet! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's exhausting, every day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I feel like I failed with every question you ask in chat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is the passion for tanking? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The drive to min/max as a glorious defender? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To make the run smooth and efficient |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Perhaps I shield you too much |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | from the criticism by taking all the blame |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | so you don't get dejected and reroll dps |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | leaving us to recruit a tank |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | some dirty rando from WCL or /lfg |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd have to make a new friend and hope they aren't better than me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you only OT on 10 man splits |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had dreams for us three |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To be the most synergized tank crew in the guild's history |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Silliness |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Did you equip that upgrade I passed to you last week? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The bosses are dying, so I suppose it's all working somehow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just never thought it would take so much |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need an external... |
