| 00:00 - 00:03 | It looks like they attacked from day one |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They crushed everyone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Germans, Spanish Italians |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From Munich to Madrid they destroyed anything in their way |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then once they got to Istanbul we knew |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop rattling on idiot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What is it you are telling me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | City |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Manchester City have won the fucking TREBLE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They did it in Istanbul |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I said they wouldn't do it in my lifetime - Get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The noisy fucking neighbours |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What happened to VAR? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The city fans will be laughing at me just like when I soiled myself |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I said we should have got Haaland |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Straight swap for Phil Jones |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We haven't got a pot to piss in |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The theatre of dreams, absolute bollocks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The roof is leaking and the team is shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gaffer we nearly won the treble ourselves |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you taking the piss? we were shit all season |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, We were close at Christmas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bollocks! what happened at Wembley in the Final? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Gundogan 12 seconds |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We were giving it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Billy big bollocks before the game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Telling the world what we would do to City |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We lasted 12 fucking seconds, 12 seconds |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then our arses caved in just like every season against City |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The bald fraud is pissing himself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Winning every trophy they play in. The bertie bastards |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We called them Likkle City |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We put the flag up in the stretty end, laughing at them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They only had massive floodlights.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ..and Curly Watts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How the fuck did it come to this. Free bucket hats and Norwich scarves |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They have humiliated us year after year, and now the TREBLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where do we go from here? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tent Peg isn't the answer, he's lost the plot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He looks like a nervous shaking wreck |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Let's support Chelsea again, or Arsenal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Becks, Giggsy and Scholesy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Gary, Roy and Howard Webb. What will they all think? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Turn the heating down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What's the fuck is that smell |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They have ruined me, the noisy fucking bastards. Why did it have to happen this way? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The bertie blue nosed bastards. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I've followed through |
