00:00 - 00:03 | Recent reports show sales continue to |
00:04 - 00:05 | suck with all regions |
00:05 - 00:07 | down YOY, nobody wanting |
00:08 - 00:12 | our brands, expenses out of control |
00:12 - 00:15 | and EBITDA sinking like the Bismarck |
00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, we are |
00:19 - 00:21 | buying Safilo, it will be great! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Thomas.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | email |
00:31 - 00:33 | Check your email announcing your demotion! |
00:34 - 00:36 | You are now head of global brands |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Cappelli, Bonapersona, Van Es and Salimbeni |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING BULLSHIT! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I told you fucking idiots this will happen |
01:25 - 01:28 | if we don't produce results! |
01:29 - 01:31 | That asshole Scott! |
01:31 - 01:34 | He came in and fucked everything! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Now we are all fucked starting with me |
01:37 - 01:40 | I knew I should have not trusted Italians! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Thomas, the brands are shit |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! we have Nike and SKAGA! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Thomas, the rest of them suck! |
01:48 - 01:52 | I have had it with these excuses! |
01:53 - 01:54 | And that fucking Alec! |
01:56 - 01:57 | "Increase margins, lower expenses |
01:57 - 02:00 | Produce higher EBITDA out of thin air!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | That fucking cocksucker hasn't sold a frame in his life! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Just sits in front of his guitars and tells me to increase sales! |
02:08 - 02:13 | How am I supposed to sell this shit when you won't let me buy Cutler |
02:14 - 02:16 | and Gross and Vernaut! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And hey scott, this ain't i-heart radio and you ain't stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I begged Mike at the dinner |
02:30 - 02:34 | Told him I am your guy and my chest is full of fire! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Strong like a german shepherd |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this shit! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck this motherfucking donkey ass monkey ass fucking fuck! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I am sick of everyone in their ivory towers blaming this shit on me! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I used to be able to get a table anywhere in Europe! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Where am I now going to eat Königsberger Klopse? |
03:00 - 03:02 | I will need to eat at Olive Garden like these fat fucks! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Olive Garden is not bad, they have good breadsticks! |
03:14 - 03:16 | I would call Scott..... |
03:19 - 03:23 | But he has been shitting on my strudel since day 1 |
03:25 - 03:26 | I will not die alone |
03:31 - 03:33 | You fuckers are going down with me |
03:40 - 03:46 | We are unhirable outside this fucking place like employees from Bed Bath & Beyond |
03:46 - 03:49 | It's over! I am moving to Munich to stuff bratwursts! |
03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Scott I accept! |