| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, disturbing news from Canada |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ottawa is under attack |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from an unexpected source |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's Jagmeet Singh from the NDP, not Poilievre |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Freeland is nowhere to be found |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worries JT's got it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's dealt with worse before |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Simon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | is being pressured by Poilievre |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for a non-confidence vote |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except for my three Canada experts |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | An election now? Now? Of all times |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Right when Trump is calling for Canada to be the 51st state. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The timing couldn't be worse for us. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How did we not see this? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If there's an election in January... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This will jeopardize the spring maple |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | syrup harvest I look forward to so much. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, we'll get syrup from Vemont. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Vermont? I'd rather put piss on my flapjacks. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it's quite delicious. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Next you'll tell me to use lingonberry jam. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Canadian maple syrup! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You idiot, listen to me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Canadian maple syrup is the source of my |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ubermensch strength, not that Vermont shit. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We need to ensure that JT remains in power. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So that sweet sweet nectar keeps flowing through my veins. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Canadian maple syrup is the only thing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that can ensure our complete and final victory. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't rely on Poilievre... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to keep the syrup flowing in our direction. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | when Trump has a sweet tooth. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have to find a way |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to do everything we can to support Trudeau right now. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Send Merkel if you have to. She knows how to win an election. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And get Freeland back. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We can't let Poilievre win at any cost. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He reminds me too much of me. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. I like Poilievre too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm sorry. It's just that... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Canadian maple syrup is so darn yummy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It just is. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll do everything we can. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | To think that the war could be won or lost on the availability |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | of a breakfast condiment. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn syrup addiction. |
