| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thanks for joining us in today's command meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is the proposed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | document for some stupid shit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Why you continue to ask for this is beyond me |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Honestly I'd rather shit out a cactus |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This level of unnecessary documentation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is perfect... Korston will love it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Scott |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Korston |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Korston doesn't give a fuck and asked us for twice the documentation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He continues to be a sleepy lesbian while you're at work |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for High Command leave the chat. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DIDN'T YOU ANTICIPATE THIS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE ALWAYS DRAFT 30 PAGE BEFORE MAKING SUGGESTIONS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE STUPID SHIT AND YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Enroll could have done a better job |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and he did JACK SHIT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Some "special forces" like Joker or another |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | dumbass could have done |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | this twice and I wouldn't have to ask it of that fuck head |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Scott, the requirements for some of these changes are fucking stupid and unnecessary |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA ASK FOR STUPID SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Scott, I really don't care I'm trying to meme and play a game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think this is a game?! I want a promotion! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SUPREME CHANCELLOR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS DOESN'T JUST FUCKING HAPPEN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | UNLESS I MAKE YOU ALL DO UNNECESSARY BULLSHIT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEN I CAN PRETEND WHAT I'M DOING MEANS SOMETHING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEN MANAGEMENT WILL KNOW I'M CAPABLE OF WEARING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THOSE STUPID FUCKING RED ROBES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then I can finally get off at night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Until then I'm no better than that fucker Spaghetti!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm losing my mind sitting in VC with you dumbasses |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need this to be the strongest autist of all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Otherwise my life has amounted to nothing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hours and hours |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Playing fucking Garry's mod Star Wars RP for nothing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Listening to endless bullshit from management and players |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of them slightly autistic and retarded |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then GMs killing me with endless drop pods |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Promo ceremonies and battalion cups |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's going to be okay. Let's play something else. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 4000 server hours of gameplay |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What does it all mean if you don't write your Google docs? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll never be promoted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Really I could cry. I don't want to do all this petty shit but I need it for appearances. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Without it, how could they ever take me seriously |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | on a Garry's Mod roleplay server? |
