| 00:00 - 00:03 | This morning the BCCI announced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Indian team. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Rohit and KL Rahul are back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the main news is Suryakumar has been dropped |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He won't be going to Guwahati. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He will play 2nd ODI |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | After Rahul fails again. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Surya |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Surya has been dropped for the whole series |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | BCCI made it very clear |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody (except these 4 BCCI chamchas) room se bhaag jao. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ye team hai bilkul fail! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Kya BC team hai! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How does this Rahul fellow keep coming back? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who is his godfather? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He must have dirty pictures of selectors. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How else can he be in the team? The BCCI is full of asses. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sabke ghar raid karo. They take bribes. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are all fake. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, not all are duffers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All are fake and chamchas. All sifarishis. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ek doh theek khelte hain. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rubbish! They only play well in bilaterals. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Never in ICC games. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They play gilli danda. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Their record in ICC championship games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is utterly and totally garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BCCI should have asked women to play |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That would have been much better than watching this fool Rahul play |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These Rahuls make me frustrated. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead of Rahul, a better choice would be Tamil Nadu's MK Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Majaak bana rakha hai cricket ka |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Rahul nahi, lull hai. Ekdum flop player. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mera Surya kitna badiya tha |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Three hundreds, dozens of sixes, crowd's favourite. What a player! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Instead, we have that woke fake actress ka pati Kohli also. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This team is fit to play only Lanka |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or perhaps Bangladesh or bachchas |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sala sabko line mein khada karo aur goli maaro |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sabke sab boothni ke hain. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tu bekar mein ro na. Sab fixed hai. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never watch cricket again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cancel my Disney+Hotstar. Ask for a full and final refund. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sell the TV. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You two jokers also cancel. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I now regret shaking hands with this Rahul fellow. His hands were so greasy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Yuck! Kis kis ko massage kiya hoga! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Supari nikaal doh saale ki. |
