| 00:00 - 00:03 | Speaker McCarthy, we've managed to pass |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a basic continuing resolution |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with the assistance of the Democrats. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The recent impeachement hearing was a clusterfuck, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Gaetz Ethics investigation has managed to get stonewalled |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, but how are we looking in terms of our legislative mandate? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We've got at least one or two wins I can get out of this, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Speaker, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gaetz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gaetz just sent in the motion to vacate. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Other members of the party have also signed on to the motion. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every house representative that doesn't own a copy of "Young Guns", leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck does Gaetz think he is? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave him one of the most powerful committee positions |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and what does he fucking do? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He goes and stabs me in the fucking back! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Him and that so-called "Freedom Caucus" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you know where any of those idiots would be without me? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Half of them are turncoats trying to attach themselves to Trump |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Speaker, Trump is one of the most popular Republicans |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! What about my speakership? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Speaker, we can still save this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck are you talking about? I knew what letting people vacate with one vote meant. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They all hate me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I did it because I knew that this was a sinking ship from the start |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but I didn't figure out it would be my own colleagues personally stabbing me in the back. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you think Nancy Mace actually believes this shit? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I've tried to do is hold this caucus together |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and this is what I fucking get? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If I had known it would have ended this way, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have personally tossed Gaetz on his ass along with Democrat help |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How... how do you think I'm going to be remembered? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The person who kept this caucus together or the shortest house speaker in existence? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was supposed to be the unity candidate. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll forever be remembered in history as the first speaker to be vacated. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What did Nancy Mace major in at Citadel? Contrarianism? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They're a party of backstabbers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | who can't govern without infighting |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and want each other dead. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll be gone soon, Nancy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should join Boehner's weed lobbyist firm |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least it would be less embarassing than this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | past year. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's all over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can I at least expel Matt Gaetz before |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I retire? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Small pleasures. |
