| 00:00 - 00:03 | The lobster tank is installed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The new menu is ready |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Surf and turf is only £58 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have advertised on Facebook |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we have lobsters ready in the tank |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many bookings from |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the rich village locals? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No bookings have been made. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have become a local joke. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Support staff and bar regulars leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What ungrateful people! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The menu has fine dining but no |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These uncivilised locals want pints and pork scratchings |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Honestly, I get rid of that |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ridiculous kebab machine |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I put fine fish on the menu |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But no these locals want to go to the legion |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for the meat raffle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer pints are £2 cheaper. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | the legion is not a fine food institution |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer most revenue is beer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But you can't have beer with oysters |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Morons |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I blame this rugby club |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Can't even afford £8 for pasta |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well they can go to the legion for garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And cricket club obsessed with a poor free house. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how can this village not appreciate |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need TripAdvisor to save us. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All these locals are loyal to Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I run two pubs. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I will not run just one. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want Europa. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need to write to |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Greene King are going to chase me up over our losses |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We started so well but no one wants my chef's food. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | maybe I will sack him. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could be chef and become a gastro pub king. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then the telegraph will spot me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry I heard spoons are hiring |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe Michel roux Jr. will find me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Surf and turf for £58 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | what a deal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | sirloin will rise. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How much faith do you have in my cooking? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Will you join me and see me succeed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will be on Great British Menu |
