| 00:00 - 00:03 | Poland has a new liberal government |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are pro-LGBT, pro feminist, and pro-abortion |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and most alarmingly |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | young Polish women are now taking to the streets |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to declare their desires to be girlbosses. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How soon can I get back out there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and get on the mic? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ryan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've banned you from the country |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've declared your prescence a public nuisance |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't tried daygaming, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE FUCKING UNGRATEFUL POLACK BASTARDS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I TRY TO TELL THEM ABOUT SIMON OF TRENT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY ME? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I GOT ON THE MIC AND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SPIT BARS ABOUT THE LAVON AFFAIR |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND TRIED TO FIND A TRAD WIFE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THIS IS HOW THE CUNTS RESPOND? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ryan, you can always try English women |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THOSE BROADS, THEY'RE A LOST CAUSE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But surely one of them must be traditionalist? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE STATE OF THEM? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE ALL CAREERIST SLAGS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY'VE GOT FEWER EGGS THAN A VEGAN'S FRIDGE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I WANTED TO COLD APPROACH A 22 YEAR OLD SLAVIC STUNNER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND NOW I'VE GOT TO GET ON TINDER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | SCROLL THROUGH ENDLESS THOUSAND COCK STARES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | PINK HAIR, SSRI ADDICTIONS AND TATTOOS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PARETO PRINCIPLE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'D HAVE BETTER LUCK TRYING AN INDIAN BIRD LIKE TOLLAH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to spread the truth |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to all the Polish birds, about what happened on 9/11 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Talk about urban moving systems |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wanted a family with them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now they're all going to be childless Onlyfans models! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could have saved them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Read them the Culture of Critique |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now who'll tell them about the Sergeant's affair? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or who bankrolled Churchill in the 40s! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can follow his Odysee |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought Poland had hope, but not anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who will tell them about who owned the Windrush? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Poznan? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Soon it'll be fucking Pozznan! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What's NC Pigeon going to write bars about now? Maybe he can start doing Yuro bars... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | about interrupting people every 5 sodding seconds. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sign me up on Bumble. |
