| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone was out on “Free Time” |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All have returned to the meeting point… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Except Ed and Kathy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were last seen heading |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To Lake Wannasee on their own |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem. Hans will go and collect them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the bus. No problem. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Herr Tour Leader../ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hans, uh Hans |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hans has quit Image Tours |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And now works for Trafalgar |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All first time Image Tourers will leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you idiots to keep an eye on Ed |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is a loose cannon! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ever since he reported that Ping Pong kept him awake at Eisenach… |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew we were in trouble |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But no, no. That’s not your worry |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You complain about the “air conditioning, the wet eggs, the soggy bacon” |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | “We have to get up too early” |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ‘We don’t get enough shopping time” |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you did let us sleep in two days and we thanked you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But even then, I had to chase down two of you to leave on time |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Some of us could not change currency to go to the toilet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you to change coins at every border stop |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But you were too busy buying souvenirs |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I tried to teach you about the major eras |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of European development |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And all you wanted to know was |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where the next KFC and McDonalds were. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You people paid thousands of dollars to go on this trip |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And you spend half your time on the bus taking naps |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We’ll it’s time to Wake up! I say.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now we are going to continue this trip |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I will drive the bus, I will drive the bus |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I need you guys to keep a tight rein on the newbies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You were just like them once |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don’t know what else to do |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even tried playing some nice music appropriate to the locatuon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I passed along detailed biographies on some key leaders |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And all I got was complaints about the volume… |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And endless whining about the hot weather in September |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry. We’ll exchange Forints at the border |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just do Opera Tours with the English |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least they know how to line up in queues |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But you… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What would I do with you guys? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You couldn’t find your way out of a tunnel with a flashlight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And without Hans to drive you back to Frankfort |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You had better shine your St Christopher medals |
