| 00:00 - 00:03 | The hostel options were limited, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we found one near the centre |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | close to a few beer halls |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and walking distance from the Museum Quarter. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The local buses are apparently excellent. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's great we can always |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get Ubers back from the Strip Club. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We couldn't afford Berlin in the end. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're going to Stoke-on-Trent. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I wish to speak to Chigi, Simon, and Zeph, alone. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck were you thinking?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Stoke is a fucking shithole, and no one spoke out against this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You've really fucked it this time. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You can't be serious?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'd already booked my Ryanair flights |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now we're going to be in a fucking Escape Room |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | surrounded by a load of fucking pie-shaggers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer the cost was really reasonable... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about the cost! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, the accomodation is outstanding... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's in Stoke-on-Trent Chigi, you fucking twat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of all the places! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The streets smell of coal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and piss, and the people look like horses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | wearing knock-off trainers and fucking tracksuits! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We'll be conscripted into eating fucking kebabs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and smoking cherry vapes, and downing shots at a fucking Slug & Lettuce! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Listening to fucking Drum & Bass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and spending our evenings at a Q&A with Tony fucking Pulis!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even like pies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You can't buy a decent fucking falafel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or an orange fucking wine. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Stag Nazis... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You've really fucked this for Mike, and for everyone! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He doesn't even like the north of fucking England! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He wanted to be drinking steins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Eating a proper fucking sausage. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And doing ket at a decent fucking club! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Alice, you'll still get to wear black... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is it, is it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Demeaning our friend the month before his wedding. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm embarrassed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The stag, is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just tie him to a lamp post, gaffer tape his balls and be done with it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dressed in a fucking Man United kit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And don't tell Helen. |
