| 00:00 - 00:03 | They have published your MFR Colonel |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's on Instagram |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are meme pages |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Savage_tanker_memes, tanker toad 87, moose_driver_memes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I want to point out some comments like chubby douchebag |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They have a copy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My actual MFR that I sent |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colonel.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have the whole fucking thing sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No idea who the leak is |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every non-essential commanders out. KC-135, C-17, MX stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck leaked it? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | After I specifically said not to |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are making fun of me, calling me a douche, a chubby C-17 patch |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this what I went to WIC for? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There are standards |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Standards only for them, NOT ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are questioning my leadership, how dare they |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Low zippers absolutely cause compressor stalls |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Colonel, none of the data supports |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your mouth, you didn't go to WIC |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colonel, the MX troops pulled the data immediately after |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit what they pulled, it's that tanker pilot's zipper |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is way too fucking low |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | too low |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sure, mine is sometimes low but that's because I can't zip it any higher |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This young tanker pilot with all that swag |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He has no excuse for such behavior |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just who the fuck is he that he thinks he can present himself like this |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What kind of flying squadron are you running |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've told you time and time again to adhere to standards |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe it's my fault |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's my failure to set an example |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I look good in a flight suit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know I do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These tanker pilots walking around out of uniform and their damn airline pen tabs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It makes me jealous and inferior for the choices I've made |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't respect me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I can't even tell them what to do |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Except for the 2 sad days they are here for UTA |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he can't actually do anything |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to know how they got the MFR |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to torpedo whoever leaked it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't care who |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | C-17 commander or MX commander |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | KC-135 commander, or that pilot with zipper by his balls |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or one of those shoe clerks outside |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll fry them all |
