| 00:00 - 00:03 | We conceded a goal in the second half to Queens Park |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it was a defensive blunder |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The fans threw some coins at Tav |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We might get another fine from the SFA |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | How can we sing Simply the Best? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | For fucks sake |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We got our usual stoppage time penalty though right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Billy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tavernier |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tavernier missed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | To be fair the keeper made a good save |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want you to get Clyde superscoreboard on the phone immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS BALD CUNT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | QUEENS PARK ARE A USELESS DIDDY CLUB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE LIZZY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this is a disgrace |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CUNTS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE'RE NOT EVEN THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN GLASGOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'M SICK OF IT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | PATHETIC SHITGIBBONS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Caller please mind your language |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY LANGUAGE? THE BIG HOOSE MUST STAY OPEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, please, or we will have to disconnect you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT UP YOU PEDO |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TELL ME THAT BALD MELT HAS BEEN SACKED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Please tell me.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I always knew he wasn't a Rangers man |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I tried to tell my lodge but nobody listened |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE CAN'T EVEN DEPEND ON THE ORANGE ORDER ANYMORE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT ARE WE GOING TO MARCH AND START TROUBLE FOR NOW |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SPENT A FORTUNE ON MY SASH |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW ITS WORTHLESS LIKE DESSERS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its okay. We'll get Coisty in. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He will stabilise us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | While we recruit a competent manager |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sure Ally is fat and shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE RANGERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO CHEAT REFS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We've been unhunned for too long |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHY? THE LOUDEN TAVERN KNOWS HOW |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND ITS JUST ACROSS THE FUCKING ROAD |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, the time on the phone he isn't beating you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | its all falling to pieces |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we are a laughing stock |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You prick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell me he's been sacked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'll cover myself in shit and head for the old folks home |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He better be gone |
