| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have score updates from the first round |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | It has been a strong showing from the Mountain West. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | Kyan Evans set the CSU record for 3's against Memphis... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and the Dent/Junior Joseph combo scored 40 against Marquette. |
| 00:17 - 00:00 | Wait until the end of the games, |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wait until the end of the games, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | MWC teams always choke. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | r/collegebasketball, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | those games... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The games have ended. Colorado State sent Memphis home |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and New Mexico also advanced. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a busted bracket may leave. Mountain West believers may stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Aztecs lost by 30! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To a glorified NIT team! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Utah State got run out of the gym by a mid UCLA team! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Mountain West is a conference of frauds. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 14-29 in the tournament since 2013. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And 5 of those wins were 2023 San Diego State. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every school should build a statue of Brian Dutcher. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hasn't Niko Medved already taken the Minnesota job? |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | It's not official until Trilly tweets it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And doesn't Fort Collins smell like cowshit? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No sir, that's Greeley. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't even get me started on Albuquerque. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Baby Pitino! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Think about the talent he's had. |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | Jamal Mashburn Jr... |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Jaelen House... |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | and JT-fucking-Toppin! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He had a second-team All-American |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | and Big XII Player of the Year |
| 02:12 - 02:14 | on his roster |
| 02:14 - 02:21 | but got his cheeks clapped by Brad Brownell! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I find this hard to believe. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Were there any controversies? |
| 02:32 - 02:37 | Any 3-minute reviews that overturned a crucial call? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was assured the MWC was ass. |
| 02:42 - 02:45 | They told me to fade the entire conference! |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | That they were all cupcakes! |
| 02:48 - 02:50 | The only thing more reliable |
| 02:50 - 02:53 | than Shaka and Penny collapsing in the tournament |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | was the Mountain West shooting itself in the foot. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I look like I don't know ball! |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | I'm going to look like a bitch in my office pool! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you're still in the 93rd percentile. |
| 03:14 - 03:26 | I can drop a game. Sparty and Maryland have to stop the bleeding. The Crab Five's in my Final Four. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But next year... |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | Tell me I won't have to stay up to watch these teams. That the bracketologists will tell the truth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I really should have looked at KenPom. |
