Smoke Modelling
28 views • 4/9/2025
fictious parody work about smoke modelling and the work involved, badly made
00:00 - 00:03 | There are burns around multiple areas |
00:04 - 00:05 | Burns west on the |
00:05 - 00:07 | ranges, 4000ha to the |
00:08 - 00:12 | north we have another 9000 |
00:12 - 00:15 | multiple 100ha burns are elsewhere |
00:17 - 00:19 | these are all of them |
00:19 - 00:21 | no more will be scheduled |
00:24 - 00:26 | no there are more |
00:27 - 00:28 | in the inbox |
00:31 - 00:33 | we are creating tasks now |
00:34 - 00:36 | but we expect more to come in |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who does not love inversions and smoke leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | there are too many burns, |
01:15 - 01:17 | stop the burns |
01:18 - 01:23 | I can not do this many models |
01:25 - 01:28 | we will be modelling till midnight. |
01:29 - 01:31 | I need coffee |
01:31 - 01:34 | someone get me FIMS duty |
01:34 - 01:37 | NPWS can run their own models |
01:37 - 01:40 | FRNSW too |
01:40 - 01:42 | FRNSW do not understand what we do |
01:42 - 01:46 | then we will teach them how to do it |
01:46 - 01:48 | they will not listen to us |
01:48 - 01:52 | then we will get FCNSW to do it |
01:53 - 01:54 | can't any of you stop |
01:56 - 01:57 | these burns |
01:57 - 02:00 | the smoke is too much |
02:00 - 02:03 | I am going crazy and making memes |
02:04 - 02:08 | bad memes with spelling mistakes |
02:08 - 02:13 | the longer this goes on the more obscure they become |
02:14 - 02:16 | I am not that creative |
02:17 - 02:21 | there are only so many ways I can talk about smoke |
02:27 - 02:29 | I am not paid enough for this |
02:30 - 02:34 | I need a tasty burger with bacon and cheese |
02:34 - 02:36 | but all I have is muesli |
02:41 - 02:42 | do you even know what |
02:43 - 02:47 | PM2.5 is, does anybody, its just PM2.5 PM2.5 |
02:48 - 02:53 | and its blue or red or green or orange |
02:54 - 02:56 | and air quality |
02:56 - 02:59 | its going to be poor |
03:00 - 03:02 | or maybe very poor |
03:04 - 03:07 | its okay the media team will tweet |
03:14 - 03:16 | i am so tired of smoke modelling |
03:19 - 03:23 | it just keeps happening |
03:25 - 03:26 | again |
03:31 - 03:33 | I am tired |
03:40 - 03:46 | can we just shut it down |
03:46 - 03:49 | and tell them the model broke |
03:53 - 03:56 | i am duty this weekend |
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