| 00:00 - 00:03 | Another defeat, this isn’t good enough. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are tobermore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are scum |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have brought you in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You told us we would win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It will get better |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am Johnny law |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We’re shite |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We haven’t won |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A single game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out except Darren Mccrudden, chicken Brennan, nigel campbell |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why has |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It gone so wrong |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’m the second coming of shankly |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ashley picks our team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I call her jurgen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I need Glenn to sign for us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He will save tobermore along with Mackle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sign anyone who can move |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Darren can play centre back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Chicken can go in nets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My ledger, Nigel up front |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Me left back making overlapping runs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I’m god |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sign Adam clark |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | His financial clout will save us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He will have the bar packed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And we have to deal with that bastard quinn |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He caused this, he told everyone my signings were shite |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I ran portstewart |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I’m too good to be tobermore |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m king |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should be Coleraine manager |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Johnny Law |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am Johnny law |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I will be back |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Back again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will put Ashley on the bench |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Assistant manager |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She will sort this mess |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And Darren well |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Darren, you are useless. It’s time to go to the heights. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nigel crues |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Chicken, you fat bastard |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ve decided my boy will be captain. Glenn is the player gerrard wished he was |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We will go undefeated from January |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We will be champions |
