| 00:00 - 00:03 | I hope you liked the service |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I worked hard |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On the jokes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That I heard at the pub |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with my white boomer mates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Under the Union Jack |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And how did you thinkI would react? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Chloe based on |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the boys school |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I used to teach at we thought |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it would bring the house down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Let's think about this carefully |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Did you think |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Your jokes about the good |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Christian girl getting pregnant and |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | its implied patriarchy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and calling our God made |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | bodies impure would make people |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | want to come again? Why didn't you try |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a knock knock joke? They can be funny |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Jian and Chloe returned |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's because they forgot what happened last year! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We thought this year would be good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No. Where was piano guy? And why were the |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | carols so slow? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The sloth from Zootopia |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | looked like Usain Bolt in there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in comparison to that adagio BS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Trust Louey next time - he knows what to do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Asians are good at piano and violin - it's genetic. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They all play it. Also who rhymes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "which I do relate" to "did man create" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | or "to you I'll tell" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to "with man to dwell" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Use a rhyming dictionary |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or google it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Chloe's learnt how to do that |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And she hates doing computer work |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Also what's up with that flag |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So lords can rule over a land they think |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | was terra nullius? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I voted "yes" to the Voice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | People really are stupid |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I would have rathered last year's sermon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The one about |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A time warp |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or something. It was also very confusing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But at least the harpist was amazing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See you at next year's carols. |
