| 00:00 - 00:03 | The People of Praise have moved south |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | expanding from their bases |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Mishawaka and Granger |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and towards Notre Dame Ave. Our sources report |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that they have men inside the university |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Holy Cross still hates them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | even more than they hate Windmoor? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Director... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fr. Dowd... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fr. Dowd just mouthed some gibberish with his hands in the air. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And we hear Dowd claims to have received a prophecy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All leave but Haskell, Brown, Dardis, Grannis, White, and Hatch |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the absolute f*ck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is what happens when you bob for apples! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They take you! They take you and they lay hands on you. Even though they're lay! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then before you know it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're dancing in the Holy Spirit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These people make care bears look like the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you, Haskell, you had to go pray with them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As if anyone heard them but Satan and Kenneth Copeland! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Director, I swear I only want to show God my love |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But you let them baptize you twice! We confess ONE baptism! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Director, I seek only to serve God |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And yet you serve the Sodomite anti-Church |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They killed JFK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They shot him in the head! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And then passed the Civil Rights Act |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | before introducing the credit card! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now they charge all of us interest! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Until any notion of the common good is completely removed! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And replaced with Social Justice |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That could mean anything! You could use that to justify mass murder, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Once you take the Church out of worship |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All you're worshipping is yourselves. Yourselves and your ego |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But we must fight against this! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Haskell, Brown |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I swear that you will see what comes of this! What happens when you put your hands in the air! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You will be brought to tears by the penance Fr. Phil will give you. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Henry IV had to walk barefoot in the snow |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | until he had gone all the way around Rome! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That will seem like a trip to the beach! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Peter, he's not mad at you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That is, if we survive this war. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The PoP might already be surrounding us now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Grannis, do you have your gun? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick... is what we need |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Grannis, you go outside and start shooting at them. We'll escape out the Administration entrance. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You'll get to go out like a man. A Heights man. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone get me my Johnny Walker. |
