| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to Geelong, Brian. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | your new house ready |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have spent $300000 getting rid |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of Noel’s musty smell. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Has the podcast |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | rubbish ended? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Garry has prayed |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | about it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And it didn’t work. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It’s only getting bigger |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Peter Cordone, Garry Peel, Peter Morgan stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was supposed to be |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | adored and loved! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now there is a photo at my fattest |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | in every paper! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It wasn’t his fattest. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I moved down from Toowoomba, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | away from my precious boys, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the sunshine! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They’re outwitting us constantly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I will ban the newspapers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Have you seen the Tik Toks? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They aren’t supposed to be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | on the internet! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Noel said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ‘Only government forms |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and emails!’ |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How dare they listen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to the podcast! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s their fault |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they have spiritual problems! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They didn’t listen to me!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why does Richard Baker |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | get to be smart and handsome? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All that sucking up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to Noel for what! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’ll never get that musty |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | smell out. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was supposed to be easy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | taking over. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The Tik Toks are very funny. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have let |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Richard Long take the fall. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could have been |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In Toowoomba |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | with my precious boys. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Instead, I’m the most hated |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | man in Geelong. |
