| 00:00 - 00:03 | Uncle Martin, its come to our attention |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That while in Sydney |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There was a surgey Mandai |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The group didn’t stop for lights |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And were intentionally dropping people for fun |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its okay, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nobody I ride with would do such a thing. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was Elliot, Gonzalo and Shaun |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They appear to have seceded from ANZA and created Five 45.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever joined them on that ride stay behind.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Anyone who I have berated on a group ride must leave the room now |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THESE ANG MO CUNTS GET A SNIFF OF FREEDOM AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know how many fucking ANZA group rides I have done |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dealing with 34 average shillers and their fucking SRAM Red group sets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I fucking knew the moment Gonzalo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And his #TuesdayThoughts started |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That there was going to be a rebellion |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Martin, it’s just a WhatsApp chat with a Farsports Sponsorship |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I HAVE SHILLED CHEAP CHINESE CARBON FOR DECADES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Martin, in their defence they got a 15% discount |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a fuck about their discounts?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I AM THE LOCAL LEGEND OF MANDAI |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How fucking dare they |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I tolerated Shaun because he swims |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But now he’s as dead to me as any triathlete |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that fucker Elliot, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He could barely get into Quantum |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I used to drop him on 34 rides! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now with his fucking go pro he records every traffic violation |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember when we used to start rides at 05:30 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least then I could see all the potholes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now I’m left with Triathlete cunts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Gaetan, fucking Gaetan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He’s the first french person I’ve met whose not afraid to attack |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought we conquered them in 39! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They have left me with nobody |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Another fucking doped up German |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And an Australian who doesn’t ride in the wet! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay Daniel, someone will buy your wheels |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I simply have no choice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will return to being a triathlete |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get me my TT bars |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will ride, on my own |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don’t want to have to learn to swim again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I’d rather shit on my hands and clap |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Than wear a neon kit.. |
