| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've studied since May |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our competition is young |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | busy and a bunch of drunks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They think interceptions should be worth -3 points |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And sometimes they don't draft kickers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll go undefeated |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the trophy will be mine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Killers... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We missed the MAFFL playoffs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Flygles made it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay: Football Guys, Matthew Berry, Lisa Ann, and the backup guy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I retired for this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I studied since March for this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know more about fantasy football than all these bums! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spend hundreds of dollars on sites and "experts" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | For what? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should just use draft software |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | like these clowns who roll up to the draft |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with cheat sheets they just printed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is a lot of luck involved |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only losers say that! You must use Fantasy Pros |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Killers, injuries are random |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not if you study their medical records! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Which I do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I call their doctors |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I know what they eat for breakfast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There isn't a sore hammy I don't know about |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Baublitz, Lee, Freund don't know what a hammy is |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | JWill and Burns made the playoffs! I can't stand Greg Burns |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the fucking Flygles |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have left the league like Sean Gessner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have a few years left in me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and maybe I should study more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have more time now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm retired afterall |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But interceptions should be worth -2 at most |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With Beaver out of the league this was supposed to be a cakewalk |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Gessner gone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only Dacey, Bubser, Enos' of the world in my way? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And it's pronounced Enis like penis |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We found out at his wedding |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just do fantasy WNBA |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Women's basketball has come a long way |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Caitlin Clark |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've lost the league |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully the Flygles lose, I can't have them pass me in titles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they drafted McCaffery |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I knew he had a bad calf |
