| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the plan for DKEnet 2024 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | CTG in the fall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | No more political posts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And finally, Cubby's promised us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A downfall video every month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All these downfall videos are funny |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cubby |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cubby isn't doing CTG |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And there's no downfall either |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, other than Gert, that damn fool Cubby (and Krebs) |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NO CTG???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NO DOWNFALL??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WTF IS GOING ON??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DO I HAVE TO COME UP TO BOSTON??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE HAD ONE JOB TO DO |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | (OK, maybe two) |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT HE CAN POST ABOUT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ELON MUSK FOR HOURS??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's just reposting Tweets |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S PREDICTED THE END OF DEMOCRACY!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's no real analysis there. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | REAL ANALYSIS???? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE CAN'T EVEN BEAT REX |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AGAINST THE SPREAD |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND HE'S A FUCKING CAT!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A DEAD FUCKING CAT!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THIS??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | OUR SOCIETY IS FRAGMENTING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND TRUMP IS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE MIGHT AS WELL ELECT STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There is no point to DKEnet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And don't tell about FeltchNet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It sucks donkey cock. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Begin to imagine why Cubby would fail us so |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might as well have pledged Sigma Chi |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There is absolutely nothing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to look forward to |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I AM SUFFERING HERE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there's trivia next month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I might as well give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There will never be another downfall video |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | CTG is dead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And that damn FeltchNet loophole |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cubby will continue to rant about politics into 2025 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Instead of making us laugh |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are screwed!!! |
