| 00:00 - 00:03 | Howya lads, It's Anto, your captain speaking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Big game ahead.... versus Never Be |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Garryduff 7pm sharp! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Remember there's roadworks in Rochestown, so go this way through Maryborough instead.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Need to be there early for a good warm up, so go up by Douglas hall and take a left... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Right lads this is the Fuhrer aka Jamesie aka Gaffer speaking |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now listen up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, Cal isn't here yet |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shall we continue? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He can do what he wants to be fair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has 30 goals.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everybody but Anto and the 2 old c*nts leave the room immediately..... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I MAY BE GONE FROM OXFORD |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | But I'm still in charge of this team..... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will continue to lead this team to glory.... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even if everybody knows it's Anto who is really running things |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are getting that piss up in Secrets.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That starts with beating Never Be |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Huge game lads |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maher, no more Son of a Bun for the foreseeable... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Guiney no riding either..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, Yes, that's the spirit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, I haven't had a wank since last Tuesday.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Christ, I never said go that far bud.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But fair enough |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We fucking need this lads, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We have put in enough WhatsApp messages |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If that's not commitment, I dunno what is |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Let's make those Yanks proud and collect our gay Oxford Swag |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then get a bar tab from them for winning the league and spend it all on strippers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It will be a fine send off for Cal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maher can get an OAP discount an all |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He knows half of them in there anyway ffs.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I think Liam is barred though so we might have to sneak him in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If that's not an incentive to win this league |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then do it for me lads |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I need this trophy badly, fuck Satellite... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Paddy Power.... they had me odds on in the sack race |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Let's show them... fuckin' odds of 1/8 the pricks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But they won't be laughing soon lads |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not when we have Guiney the Cat in goal |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he will ride you again soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | or Beebop and Rocksteady at the back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just look at that midfield... Paul Barry, Teddy, Pierce |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That Ferg is like a Swiss army knife, can play anywhere |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm still only 29 goals behind Cal, might throw myself back up top |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Only joking LOL.... He's got 60% of our goals for fucksake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Still think I could get more goals if I had played every game though |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But anyway lads, LETS FUCKING WIN THIS LEAGUE |
