| 00:00 - 00:03 | The cargo truck was last seen here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | just west of berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | eyewitnesses saw smoke |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | pouring out of the windows in the main Downtown area at noon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | crashing just south of here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just bring the truck |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and all of my guitar effects |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unfortunately they hit a depot truck |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | loaded with an asston of C4 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who had keelbasa and pancakes for breakfast leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot freekin believe this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | do you hear me, I cannot believe it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bunch of hillbillies have ruined it for me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh I know, lets go unplugged |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Im not covering Dylan |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not to mention that James Taylor bozo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Thats not rock and roll |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I may as well take the stage with a juiceharp |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir may I offer a solution |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes if you can crap a Marshall Plexi and a Les Paul |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we confiscated a Peavey T60 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You blithering idiot, do I look like Buck Owens? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | all the advertising |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The tee shirts alone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | have cost me a fortune |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not to mention the rubber handcuff bracelets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I invited everyone I know and now this Cluster Hump |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | would anyone believe it if I bailed and said I double booked myself ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | im gonna lose my ass on the food trucks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | for half the money my opening band played all nite for stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And its non refundable |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | said they could stay home and make nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | half is not nothing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The level of hosed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | right now is unfathomable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Im trying not to be a whiny bitch right now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | suprised im not cramping |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A bunch of rednecks I trusted to transport my |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | gear, go up in flames |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | "U2 kinda sucked anyway" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose bring the T60 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know a guy with a stompbox and an old 112 bandit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its something |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill do what I can with it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it is so hard to give your all when you know its a loser from the start |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the show goes on |
