| 00:00 - 00:02 | Spent all my money on drugs and City |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | Awoooo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | shit |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Awooo |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Calm down |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Awooo |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | You watch Everton vs Man City |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Yes, Mr Whippy ! |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | What a goal, control with knee, then fucking aave it |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What about the free kick? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | That was like a par 3 hole in 1 |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | amazing goals, amazing player |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Haaland scored as well |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | from Mr Whippys cross |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | City are the dogs bollocks, a joyto watch, awesome |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | greatest premier league side |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | in history |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | champions 2023 |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | what ? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Premier champions 2023 |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Champions 2023 ? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | Still games to go ! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Arsenal lost 3-0 at home to Brighton |