| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Enemy is attacking along the line |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Von Blahaj's wing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is being pressured heavily |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | from the East, the Northeast, and the South |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the situation is extremely dire |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I Corps attack will resolve the situation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Graf Römer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | FML Rohan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | FML Rohan failed to launch his attack |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I Corps wasn't even ordered to advance |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is not Rohan, Hasselblad, or Laangenschieffe, please leave the tent |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a direct order Rohan |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A direct order to attack immediately |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yet you sit here while Blahaj's men are slaughtered by the thousands |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First Hasselblad trying to march to Norway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now you have a picnic while we lose the war |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather have BobZeBuilder at this point |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he literally shot me in beggars |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BOB ZE FUCKING BUILDER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I wanted to wait for the artillery |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the artillery- it's at the rear of the column |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The men are tired from the march |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And I'm tired of your excuses |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No more |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're not the first General |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've had to relieve of command |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and you won't be the last |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but I'll command the whole wing myself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | before I let you blackmail me to Dogpilot |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it's hard enough for me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to even get a command since I've pissed off everyone in the IKS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one is ever going to pick me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | since I fire all of my subordinates |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and coup my superiors |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If we lose this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will never get to be Napoleon in a grand game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've had to play as the coalition multiple times |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because KB, Sheephead, and Dogpilot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | are the only people who still give me commands |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and look at how I fail them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay, he'll just resign again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm the problem |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | maybe I need... to be nicer to people |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or perhaps |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | its time to retire |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe moving blocks around on a map isn't worth it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I haven't fed my cats in 3 days |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | make me a spectator |
