| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Snapagig we would like you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at these gigs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We hope you're in this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have sent you an invite on Facebook |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we're hoping you'll snap us here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you bringing lighting |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To these places? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Snapagig |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mark |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some of the bands don't have lighting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Or won't bring it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All bands with lighting can leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You move around like epileptics in a strobe party |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And expect me to capture wonderful pictures of you in the dark |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Creating masterpieces in fucking darkness |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You think David Bailey does that? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Imagine Van Gogh painting with a fucking candle |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or Dali with a blindfold on |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Shall I just gouge my eyes out now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We don't get paid enough to bring lighting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How much do you think I get paid fuckwit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we don't play Dakota |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thank fuck for that!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's so overplayed |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I fucking hate it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But still end up singing along to it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's like a musical honey trap |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate Dakota and the dark |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I spend fucking hours editing photos just to make them usable |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And looking at your fucking musical orgasm faces |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No amount of alcohol and illicit substances can help |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sometimes I use flash |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I don't like using flash |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Photos look shit with it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Editing exposure.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Oh what fun that is when the flash has destroyed all the details |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd rather shag my own shadow on a gravel driveway |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should be a success now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Big bands, stage lighting.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not shitty pubs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Dakota isn't on our set list |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I prefer working with models |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Plenty of lighting, minimal movement |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | sexy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | sexier than bands |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So that's my new, soon to be a failure, business idea |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But at least my tripod is safe from drunks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And no fucking Dakota |
