| 00:00 - 00:03 | Wagner forces are moving |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | into the eastern part |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the city |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and will soon raise a flag |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and wipe out all remaining resistance. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And then we'll be able |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to declare victory. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Vladimir Vladimirovich... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Belgorod |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Belgorod has been invaded and the insurgents |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | have declared a new republic |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave. Shoigu, Kadyrov, Gerasimov, Prigozhin |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this mess? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's our playbook |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Invade another country, pretend it is someone else |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and then hold a fucking referendum |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How did they get so smart |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and work it out!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have copyright on this process |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I shall have them all thrown out of a basement window |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But what about the loss of our territories? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Belgorod! Fuck that little shithole |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, an important logistics hub! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A cesspit of alcoholics and beetroot eaters |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We don't need it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think I care about one little city? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I have a thousand tinpot republics? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All of them willing to bend the knee? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Pass the salt at my big long table? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tell me I'm a big man on my birthday... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and that Biden is a geriatric idiot, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and that my balls are at least double the size of Stalin's? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Let the Kohols enjoy their moment |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're almost at Kiev anyway |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Russian glory will be realised |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Belgorod... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't need Belgorod or any other part of Russia!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want to be a big boy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and have be respected like I deserve |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They all look down on me at the G8 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That goblin-faced chancellor Scholz |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he'll soon be dead |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can build a new Belgorod |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | somewhere out in Siberia |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or near Minsk. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink... is what I need. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wanted to be the emperor of a Eurasian supercontinent |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or at least Eastern Europe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess that's fucked now. |
