| 00:00 - 00:05 | You see at Chelmsford They called me half a job Rob |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on get to work, chop chop |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Always moaning nothing done in the mess |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The men need drinks, Al dear is starving. So he moved to Colchester |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Two months later, I transfer to the same watch |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The same watch....... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The look on his face |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | when i walked through the door |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | his face |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | he thought he had got rid of me, started getting fed and watered again |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | now hes back to making his own cups of tea |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and the rest of the watch, anyone want a drink |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | i'm getting a tick |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | in the rota book |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I haven't made one cup |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | all day |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and I get a tick |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | in the rota book. everytime |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I have't made a cuppa in years |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | they still keep putting me in the box, rob were thirsty |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I just sit there |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and the mugs gone to the kitchen to make a cuppa |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but, the watch make a stand. it's not good |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They just sit there, in protest. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | do i break....no |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | so up comes the officer |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the officer |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | he goes to the tv room |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and said, anyone want a drink |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | the officer |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | goes to the |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | goes to the kitchen |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and starts making everyone a drink |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | im just sat there |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | al dear was going crazy, roberto what are you doing |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and you got the tick? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes! the tick in the box |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | later that day we had a fire call |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | we got back and i said to the watch |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | i had to go clean the mess... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | did you clean the mess? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I went upstairs, whilst they cleaned the fire engines. and |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | the officer.. has emyped the bin and put the dish washer on |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The fools are outside cleaning the truck |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and.. I got a tick in the rota book |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | everytime the idiots come up for it |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | poor old al dear thought hed got rid of me |
