| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have impeccable placement |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Around the 494 Capitol |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We don’t even need the Americans |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 494 only has 5 bases |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To the north end. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be easy. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even the Drinks has arrived to help. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Of course he is. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He wants buffs. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Charlie he isn’t attacking |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Something isn’t right… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We aren’t winning and the drinks isn’t helping |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Wait what are you saying? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He wants buffs, right? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Drinks and the ANKA were told to attack if they wanted buffs! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They never listen! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What was the point of |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | listening to summoner for all these weeks? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This should have been easy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Our only friends from ANb were here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Like U groomed his dog perfectly for the battle |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Even Mayo stayed awake for this for once! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did see 2 SETI players in the mud |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 2 players? Don’t they know who I am? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am Charlie the ear pull guy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Something happened to Pate also |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That fat whale never moved! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What, did she max out her credit card again? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of 516 is inferior to us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We planned our superiority perfectly over the last 8 months |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now they don’t listen to us? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They should be begging to give us eggs to keep us happy! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was not how it was supposed to happen. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The glitch must have been planned by the Drinks. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Summoner says he is a hacker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That god damn Drinks… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He planned all of this to deny me Rojo |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will diddle that silver fox ANKA player! They can’t tell me no! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know that he wants my romance rocket… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All of 516 players were supposed to be here because we told them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No more buffs for any! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok little potato Korean, we will try again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Summoner promised me… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now he has made us the laughing stock of all Koreans. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | God he’s awful. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ANKA is smarter than us… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now we will just transfer to 501 like our original plan. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To suck the KaK and find our true home |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then ANKA can’t make us look stupid anymore |
