| 00:00 - 00:03 | My chancellor, the situation in Ukraine is a stalemate. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is heavy fighting in Bakhmut with Russian suicide convicts threatening overwhelming defenses. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ukraine is saying it can hold if supplied with heavy weapons like tanks. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With Western tanks, it says it can even drive the Russians out of Donbas and Crimea. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Take all the terrain that Russia has occupied, free Ukrainians from genocide and atrocity. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, nobody is going is to send them Western tanks. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That would be ridiculous. Anyway, tell Macron to prepare a peace plan. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My chancellor, Macron… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Macron, Macron is sending tanks. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Macon is sending AMX-10 tanks and Biden is sending Bradley fighting vehicles. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Britain will send Challengers and Poland will free the Leopards. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Baerbock, Lambercht, Merkel and Schroder. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean Macron is sending panzers? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That French frog knows only Germany can send panzers into Ukraine! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Modern panzers. That's our German right by history and prerogative. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Panzers in Ukraine. We decide what panzers and when to Ukraine. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | French traitors. And I told you we shouldn't sell Leopards to Poles. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How will I explain this to the German nation. This will grow ADF support. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of you morons told me Russia would win by spring. Summer maybe. Autumn at the latest. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kyiv would fall in 3 days you told me, Schroder. You said your friends told you. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My chancellor, Lavrov assured me personally! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You&your Nordstream&Russian friends, are their diplomats as stupid as their generals? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My chancellor, Nordstream was good for BASF and our landen governments! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your goddamn BASF said that German industry would instantly collapse without cheap Russian gas! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Instead we have goddman Qatari gas coming out of our ears like vodka out of Yeltsin's corpse! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all said nobody would send modern panzers, everybody would support us, mighty Germany! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Send them some Gepards you said, to appease them, Ukrainians are too stupid to use them properly. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now they're shooting down all Putins drones and he's furious at me personally! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You said give them just enough to make it look like w care! They're beating them with our junk! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't upset the Russians. Wait for normal ostpolitick business to resume with Russia. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I ever wanted is normal business with Russia. Merkel business with Putin! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sell them our exports and not worry about Putin's tyranny. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Modern panzers in Ukraine. Maybe even our panzers in Ukraine. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Has all of Europe except us gone mad? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is a catastrophe. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Has Macron forgotten we make EU Russia policy? Biden, why doesn't he invade Iran? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can I now say we can't send modern panzers without consultation. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now Macron is sending panzers and Biden panzer killers. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What am I going to say when Poland sends our beautiful Leopard 2s? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That we can't send them our old Leopard 1s? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Steffi, at least he's not starting the reactors again, we are using good clean coal. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All our policies aimed at keeping everybody happy have failed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why do I have to choose between Russia and EU/NATO? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is so unfair. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought this job would be easy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Peace dividend. Cheap gas. English out of EU. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Only pregnant women were meant to drive our modern panzers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now I have to givde Ukrainians our Leopards. |
