| 00:00 - 00:05 | OUR SMOKE & MIRROR POLICIES ARE CRUMBLING AND THE MEDIA CAMPAIGNS ARE NAUSEATING |
| 00:06 - 00:06 | INTIMIDATION |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | IS HOW WE USUALLY MANAGE OUR PARAMEDICS |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | BUT THESE NEW ANTI BULLYING LAWS MAY APPLY TO US. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | PROMOTING NEW ANGRY DOG MANGERS WILL BE DIFFICULT |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | REGROUP, CLOSE RANKS, SHOW SOLIDARITY. WE ARE THE AMBULANCE CIRCUS OF NEW SOUTH WALES. |
| 00:23 - 00:23 | OH CRAP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | OLD TACTICS & STRATEGIES, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | MAY WORK |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | DOCTOR RINGMASTER HOW SHOULD WE PROCEED? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | WE NEED INSPIRATION |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH MY TANTRUM, LEAVE THE ROOM |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAVE TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT HERE YOU ARE BEGGING FOR INSPIRATION |
| 01:23 - 01:26 | GO BACK ON THE ROAD TO FIND YOUR INSPIRATION |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | COFFEE BREAK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF THEY DON'T COMPLY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DESTROY THEIR CREDIBILITY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND REPORT THEM TO AHPRA |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | WE CAN ISSUE NEW SOPs |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | NEW SOPs ABOUT WHAT FOR FUCK SAKE? |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | HOW TO DRIVE AN AMBULANCE WHEN INCONTINENT |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | THE FUCKING UNIONS WILL LOVE THAT |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED TO MY WISDOM |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | THEY ARE YOUNG AND CAN BE MANIPULATED |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THEM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | FUCKING HASHTAG BEST JOB EVER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY SHOULD WORSHIP THE GROUND WE WALK UPON |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THEIR FUCKING LIVES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE ARE THE REASON THEY FUCKING EXIST |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE CREATE AND WHAT WE GIVE, WE CAN TAKE AWAY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HAVE I NOT GIVEN YOU ENOUGH |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | DO YOU NEED MORE MEDALS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | MORE CEREMONIES |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | WILL YOU FEEL INSPIRED THEN |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BECAUSE I'M LOST FOR FUCKING IDEAS ON HOW TO INSPIRE YOU |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THERE IS NO ACCOUNTABILITY |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | YOU CAN FUCK-UP AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND WE ALWAYS COVER IT UP |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | THERE'S A NEW CAFE OPENED THAT SERVES THE BEST MUFFINS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I HAVE TO MEET THE HEALTH MINISTER |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO SAY |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | HE THINKS THE SUN SHINES FROM MY ASS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WHAT IF HE FINDS REASON FOR A ROYAL COMMISION |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ALL OUR NECKS WILL BE ON THE LINE |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | SERVICE FAILURE IS A SERIOUS ISSUE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NOBODY WANTS THE CIRCUS ANYMORE |
