| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've introduced a frivolous |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | lawsuit against Dax, his friends, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | their employers, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and barely connected staff at Patreon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for 400 million. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Trevor Birt |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the "parady" of me? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Maddox.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trevor Birt |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trevor Birt has moved |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we can't find his new address. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Kevin, Doe, Rucka, and Heather |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Birt is a fucking theater tech! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was suppose to settle by dropping his act! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The entire purpose of this lawsuit was to shut him up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And no one can fucking find him?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He'll still watch Tyron plow you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have Jesse PS for fucks sake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He has even more reason to shut him up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for the patreon fraud. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maddox we have placed all those vids behind paywalls.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about that garbage EZPZ pushed? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maddox, no one watches anything over 12 minutes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Our inbred and idiot audience |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but not dickheads |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They shower Dax with $22K |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even Nick Rackets |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is pulling down 3x my patreon |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | reading Landau's drunk drafted legalese. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His superchats pull in more than I do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | in 6 months! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One fuck gave him $500! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My "fans" barely keep the lights on here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They denigrated me for this shithole |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | apartment, lack of originality |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and need for roommates. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can't I compete with a pollock with a trash filled office? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This lawsuit was suppose to quickly |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | shutup Birt and Dax, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and get a little cash for moving |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | back to Utah. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Tyron is coming with us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe there was some legal |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | loophole we could use to extend |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like the appeals court. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Like how Kevin's dad delayed his DUI ruling. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we're lucky, the judge won't |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | catch that Birt was never served |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | before the deadline. |
