| 00:00 - 00:03 | they went ahead with the annual Roy-Tho |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | its being played at SSC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the middle of Colombo, about here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | even after WHO announced COVID as a pandemic |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | SSC is a human buffet for the virus as we speak |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | not an issue, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | unless someone infected attends? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there was a COVID carrier & he shared with the |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | others while bromancing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | listen carefully, if you're stupid, selfish, arrogant, step out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | them & their fucking 141 YEARS!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | uninterrupted sodding tradition of 141 YEARS!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | there's no cure for royal stupidity and perpetua-l arrogance |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | learn or depart, my foot |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they've learnt jack all |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they want to meet & compare their inheritance... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | trophy wives, cars, dogs & brag about who slept |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with their housemaid behind their wives back |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my führer, it's their "look at me" event |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | they can go in front of their mirror and look at their ugly smug faces |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my führer, they're very rich & powerful |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and it's gone into their fucking heads & lost common sense |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | stupid tradition |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | as if any of them went and fought |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in the world war to protect the country |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all they know is how to rob the country |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | all the money from the Central Bank is in there |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and now they want to give the country COVID in return and rob more from us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how many side chicks do they need to maintain |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and as if they've at least produced a good enough national cricket to carry the water |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was looking forward to Avurudu |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all the kavum and I win the Avurudu kumaraya every year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | now this year I can't win it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I promised Anula |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we'll win the 3-legged race this year and we can go together |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to the Mount Lavinia beach & we'll have a fresh thora for dinner |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | now I can't even step out of my house |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even if I do I have to wear a mask and stand 1meter away |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how can I make love to her from 1meter? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anula, you can go next Avurudu |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | let's leave them all in there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | give them unlimited booze and shut them in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | this is it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we're finished |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | finally they have right royal-ly screwed us for good this time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | let's all self-isolate now and |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Learn or Depart |
