| 00:00 - 00:03 | German James and Paul will be |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | coming from Trier here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | carrying cigarettes for big Gregor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the rest will land here & here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so what's the big problem? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't see an issue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the lads |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the lads can drink a massive amount of beer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and are also very charming |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone in Troon history club leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be happening again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Maxton is 117 years old |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mike will vomit pass out and claim it was the medication |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | As for McColl |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He gets up and goes running |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 5k every morning - Jesus who does that? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Robbie, don't even get me started |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He will fall face first onto his Stein or a moving escelator |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher we can't rely on that eventuality |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | of course we can its an absolute certainty |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my Fuhrer what about the others? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | the others ..absolutely pathetic... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Irish Donaaaaaal |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Professor ?! Mr health & safety |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's not played 7's |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | since Christ left Kilmarnock |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | unless you count playing in goals and I don't |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nnamdi will be tucked up in bed with Netflix and vertigo by 8pm |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Manreek will be dancing after 1 pint |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | John & James are both ginger ....awful |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and in any case |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | neither of them will ever get the time off work |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | thank Christ for that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Big Gregor ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He will be late and on the phone to Helen |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | therefore missing out on the early drinking as usual |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or drinking Shandy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | along with Mcgaughey if he turns up at all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | this is what we are working with |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jamo is still coming |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the frauleins should be quite safe |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the beer ..I'm not so sure about.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least..... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jamieson won't be there...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | that's the one thing that is keeping me going through this hell |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that and the inevitable late call offs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | this must be the last year.... |
