| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've never seen anti-rug technology like this |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The rising price floor is unstoppable |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and borrowers can't be liquidated |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | our best KOLs can't seduce the team |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the VCs, well, there aren't any |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's always VCs. Find me the tokenomics. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lets buy control of the governance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We can't... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...because |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Because stakers get the power and changes are incremental |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the holders are enlightened |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All KOLs leave the room, except Trump, Melania, Millei, Portnoy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We have to keep rugging! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Find me more liquidity! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Make memes sexier, trashier, more racist and even dumber! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Put a dog in a noose if you have to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't care who gets hurt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Anti-rug technology can't be possible |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TWAP in until everyone is long and dump on their asses! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Enlightened holders sound like wimps |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The price floor, it's impenetrable. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Crash the price in a single clip! OTC one million $ANA if you have to |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Minted tokens are backed by liquidity held in reserve. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What kind of monster would build this? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How does it even work? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is this the future of crypto? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It sounds too good to be true |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Kill them with their own greed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate them so much, we were just about to drop Ye's token |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'd have drained another billion dollars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Musk already cut funding for suicide hotlines |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Max pain like the world has never seen, not even Hitler could be so evil |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wish I had the inner peace of these zenvestors |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To be so at ease with their $ANA holdings |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thank god they don't also earn yield |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or god forbid, revenue share |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At least there's no yield on staked ANA, and no rev share to governance holders |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It would be too much, being able to borrow without liquidation risk |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And earning yield at the same time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But that's obviously impossible |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A price floor, 0% borrow apr, and yield? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know the world of crypto has changed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never financially recover from this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Rugging was so easy, so destructive |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll miss it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least it's still early |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we should full port and stake? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nirvana.finance is the app? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A good place to put whatever we have left |
