| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our end of year piss up will be a cracker. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll head straight to King st. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bar 21, Goldfingers, then Men's Gallery. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kittens used to be full contact but now its full of wogs. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we best steer clear. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Im not interested in titty bars. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who do we play in the final? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Francek.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gorgiev. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gorgiev shit his pants. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We lost to the Leafs in the semi. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thought it was a good idea to pay $62 for Gorgiev stay the fuck in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING $62 FOR THAT RUSSIAN PIG. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ONE DECENT PLAY OFF SERIES DOESNT MAKE HIM A STAR. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Moses has fucked me again this year and every bird in the hall way. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You too? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And where do i start with all my other goalies. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck were we thinking keeping Kuemper? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And that Justus Anus cunt who the fuck is he? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Francek, Ratko drove the price up on Gorgiev. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you and Ratko fucked us as well. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Francek, Gorgiev was cant miss pick with the Avs D-Core. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well he fucking wasn't was he? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Sake. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You said he was consistent? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Unbeatable this year with the Avs, with Sakic at the helm. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 0.894% 3.02 GAA |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck are those numbers? Even Monty outplayed him. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It was fucking unloseable with the stacked Avs Roster. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now the Habbers are going to fucking win it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Moses has done the Meatloaf - 2 out of 3. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im fucked now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not even those beer leagues will save me face. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Playing against retarded kids!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dont get me started. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The rest of these fucking goalies. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was in Moses' bins all year. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even took that cunt Stank. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Moses fucked me again with that red herring. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do we not have any original ideas? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, Moses' Victory party is up the road. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's over, Im ruined. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I dont know what to do anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Slaffy next year is PPG. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's no way we can win with the Habbers ready to explode. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Moses has a stanglehold on this league now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I owe him a gobby. |
