| 00:00 - 00:03 | Update me on the sailings for CSG25 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Astute sailed on time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dauntless passed BOST |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Canadians have arrived |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | HMNoS Maud is underway |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything ready then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For deployment ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prince of Wales |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Prince of Wales |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | her rudder has fallen off |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Burns, Connell, Kyte, stay |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone else get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What a total shit show |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | £6bn of shit show |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can’t even make it to the round tower |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This isn’t good |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They’ll swap her for QNLZ |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Years of planning |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and the night before this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The RAF will have a field day |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well cancel the HOTAC |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Put them in tents! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Admiral we can’t cancel hotels |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you pay the refundable rate |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every bloody sailing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’ve got Keir Starmer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and Healey coming |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even the King came along |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | for a sea day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can’t we have one SDR go our way? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Pongos will get £2bn more Ajax |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the crabs bloody Tempest |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to be CDS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And become a Lord |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least get a peerage |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The best I can hope |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for now is I’m a celeb or |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | big bloody brother |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can’t we build anything |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | without it breaking? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She hasn’t got any |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | original parts left |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Better order the tugs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and the dry dock in Rosyth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Glen Malian first |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to de ammunition |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It’s the only place they go |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least they can have some |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | more expeds in the Glens |
