| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sales figures shows we are having difficulty selling your cars |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | this is especially a problem in Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and other major cities in Europe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They just think your cars are bit too Nazi |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | especially in German metropolitan areas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you telling me I am the problem? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Elon...but but |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | but you are the problem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody wants them anymore |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Taneja, Baglino & Tom Zhu |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck am I paying you all for? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I go around kissing ass, waving hello at people |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | but they now think I am a bit too Nazi for them now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I give them want they want, a massive Panzer car made of stainless steel |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and yet now they are complaining I put the prices up! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What more do they want? I am the visionary, you are the salesman |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | it was just a Roman Salute because of my Autism |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I only did it twice! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Elon, it was a bad optic for the brand |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shove your optics in your bottom |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the public didnt like it! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what the public think, I am the President now! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All you had to do was delete their X accounts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You need to understand Trump does what I tell him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I say jump, Trump asks me how high? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When I say sell Tesla cars, sell all of them! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But you can't because of my lofty gesture |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I think I need more Ketamine now! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am on the downer now, it's not working anymore |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get me more Ketamine, I am tired! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If you don't sell my cars I am powerless |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why not include a complimentary Swastika |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or some furry dice? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Far right! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's not as if my family are all Nazis or anything? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have you seen the state of my shoes? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you seen the price of eggs recently? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are still really expensive! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | People can't afford eggs and my cars! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I did'nt want an omlette anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't even sell my leather jacket on Vinted! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's all getting to much for me... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone got some weed? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not even a joint? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I should consider Jesus? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Did you hear what that Bishop said? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need some mercy, and some more ket! |
