| 00:00 - 00:03 | Last night we had two DWIs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A couple disturbances |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and a homeless guy here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the jail is all clear |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | except for last night's arrests. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Sergeant Montz, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | who drove my car last night? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sergeant King |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | C Platoon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | C Platoon knows better than to drive a PAV |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But some nights we're short on cars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not a Sergeant, go see LT for boot shining |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's not how it works! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | hurrrrrr! That's not how it works! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yesterday afternoon when I went OD |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I parked my car where I always do. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now its not there! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | C Platoon is a bunch of junior officers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They should not be driving a Sergeant car! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If they can't find a car they double up or foot patrol! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sergeant King, the car belongs to the city not you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's my car, it's assigned to me! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sergeant King, your name is not on the registration |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sergeant Montz, that's why you're on night shift |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's my car! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | RMS clearly states |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Unit 207, a 2019 Ford Explorer Interceptor |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is assigned to Seth Patrick King! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's not my fault these rookies can't drive. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even Sgt Gonzalez is wadding up cars. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lt Mercurio is too busy making lure videos |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to talk to the fleet manager about your car issues. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those videos are 45 minutes long |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It takes a whole meal break to watch one. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who's going to sit through that. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My mount only fits |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the new computers, and none of ya'll have them. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm trying to make this the best jail in Galveston County |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And half my jailers are about to be officers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're going to be the next rookie officers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I guess they'll be driving my car soon too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | His car is parked by the sallyport where he left it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why do people drive my car? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Your black car is here all the time Sgt Montz and it never gets driven |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not fair. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I get a white Explorer? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why can't I have a new truck like all the other supervisors on my shift? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lt Mercurio, Sgt. Gray, Sgt Gonzalez |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Everybody has one but me. |
