| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...it's now blinded and surrounded. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You grab your +1 sword |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and charge at the dragon's maw. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The dragon retaliates with a readied breath attack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for 12d6 damage in a cone shape here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter. My Constitution check |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | means I take half damage. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Poison... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Poison Breath deals 36 points of damage. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your character is dead. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with Healing Spells, Potions, Medicine... leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the pissing FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm the most experienced player here! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You humiliate me in front of my cool new friends! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They must think I'm such a twat. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The wizard woman... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | goddamn Magic Missile. Again?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that farcical goblin. Strangling a dragon?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He was more effective as a cunting cravat! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, the dragon seemed really really nice |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's a green dragon. It's evil incarnate! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, I thought he would give us a map- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just take all my damn magical items. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't care! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The DM's a clueless prick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and where was our cowardly rogue? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hiding outside the window like a peeping Tom. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Likely rubbing his crotch as he watches me die! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now I am going to have to fill out a new character sheet. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm running out of family members to come back as. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This time I'll min-max to be a real leader. Like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What Classes are viable for me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The party is infested with spellcasters. I must be a fighter. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For the good of the party. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know this campaign by heart. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We've not even got to the bit where the Black Spider |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is revealed to be those 3 goblins in the trench coat. Brilliant Twist! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And where the fuck was the cleric? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're supposed to stop me from dying. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's literally all they are for! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You also cast Bless... when you remember. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe my D&D days are over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone's... talking about Pathfinder 2e these days. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It sounds fun. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think... cheaper too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is this my legacy? Death by halitosis and a drooling imitation to take my place? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just honour what's left of my dignity. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't burn the body. |
